Pockets in Ma Pants

	Duration: 06:00 minutes Upload Time: 07-03-01 19:55:38 User: sallyjones22 :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day
Description: Ya u know what i sayin dis pimp q up in dis thang spittin it out like no other. pockets in ma pants yo be the illest satire on rap ever recorded. (There is a little lag from uploading, but nothing major.) (student film) Lyrics (chorus) i chunk up tha deuce when im takin a poop platinum in my mouth and diamonds in ma shoe i donts take laxatives they is kinda scary the word constipation aint in ma vocabulary pockets pants poc poc poc poc pants poc poc poc poc poc poc pants pants poc poc poc poc poc pants poc poc poc pockets pants(secret words: scrotum, butthole, colostomy bag, cheesebread, and patty nilsson) pockets in ma pants we got pockets in our pants trampoline fun on ma girlfriends implants jordans on ma feets, and benjamins in ma pockets man im so rich i got gold colored eye sockets platinum in ma grill let u know i got it made i even got tvs in ma escalade man i sprinkles diamonds on ma food tiny sprinkles for one reason only: it makes my doody twinkle! i took a crap, and called it rap, recorded it today sent it in to dr dre and now im getting paid gucci dug my rhymes and made my very own clothes howm i qualified for that? man who tha f--k knows made my pockets big enough to fit some crystal i pour it on ma hoes cuz im a playa yall my pockets so big they can fit a nine foot mouse i just bought my grandma...A BRAND NEW HOUSE! im rappin and im crappin like its some kinda caper WHAT THE F--K!? wheres ma toilet paper!? its p-nut butter jelly cent, YESSIR! (chorus) rollin to tha party in ma minivan got my hos in tha back screaming im tha man they never talk back like a lady might do gots my tp on the ready when i need to poo my hos be stankin like patrick swayze treat em like a lady? are u f--KIN CRAZY!? shake it fast, ho watch yaself jump in tha shower and wash yaself! man they got my own bathroom in tha club what a place i be peein on franklins just to see tha look on his face im a renegade...comin to yo town a houston texan, not a cleveland brown my teeth could feed a small country i must confess ill take u out like borat screamin AHH GREAT SUCCESS! pockets pants poc poc poc poc scrotum poc pants poc poc pants man im so fresh everybody know my name forget basketball dawg writing garbage is my game i roll up into jamba juice to get some free smoothies never been to actin school but now i got my own movie "Blunt" hit tha box office it was like WHOA do i gots talent yet u ask? NOPE I DONT THINK SO! uh uh uh uh uh u hu h uh uhu h uhu back to ma pockets man they got me dis power my clothin line is so ffresh it makes eddie bauer sour people always ask me how to get all this fame tell em take a crap record it, and just stamp on yo name pockets pants (chorus)
Comments
deedle ::: Favorites balls, hilarious. as always. really though five year old on crack 07-09-28 12:50:56 __________________________________________________
musicman778 ::: Favorites I applaud you!!! ppl have to cut the crap and realize this is a joke... nice job... 07-09-16 16:59:40 __________________________________________________
sallyjones22 ::: Favorites spot on, mate 07-07-23 03:49:00 __________________________________________________
Giaznna ::: Favorites btwq i fucking loved it. "treat em like a lady are you fucking crazy!!" rofl 07-07-18 23:47:23 __________________________________________________
Giaznna ::: Favorites after reading all the comments i'd like to inform some people of things. this isn't racist, the state of modern hip-hop is truly questionable in the amount of actual talent it employs. if all you sing about is sex, hoes, money, and material possesions you can't be taken to seriously, no matter what your race. whereas older hip-hop like public ememy, grandmaster flash, and tupac have my full respect, i can't say that about many current artists 07-07-18 23:46:31 __________________________________________________
SpawnThePenguin ::: Favorites Gianna & Janet & Robert sang this our entire trip. 07-07-13 12:29:55 __________________________________________________
SOULCRUSHINGnoise ::: Favorites lol, estes, you are christ incarnate 07-07-09 11:53:56 __________________________________________________
sallyjones22 ::: Favorites its like a g dawg with a fly tip 07-07-07 19:07:10 __________________________________________________
DRbigballz ::: Favorites =| Go play in traffic stop hating on rappers just because they got what you want =| 07-07-06 12:21:29 __________________________________________________
chzcake5 ::: Favorites funny 07-06-24 18:15:54 __________________________________________________